I climbed into a yellow taxi cab in New York City. It was hot and humid—one of the first steamy summer days of the year. I gave the driver my destination and he asked if I minded if he put on the radio.
“Of course not,” I said, “not a problem.”
At this point, most of my day was being consumed by a sport that many United States citizens, myself included, barely follow: soccer. In the past, following soccer in the U.S. during the World Cup could very well be compared to the release of a hybrid car. In the beginning, everyone is excited by the anticipation. People crowd around the possibility that one good idea could change the culture of the world. No one disagrees that this is good. For the first time ever, the former lacrosse player now stockbroker high fives the Tolkien obsessed IT guy; the edgy hipster with the nihilistic tattoos and harsh bangs chest pumps the manicured daddy’s girl; Pelosi chin nods to Boehner across the floor of the House. This could work. This could be it. Go USA. Go clean energy. Then, slowly, the “newness” fades and most people forget about it until a few years pass and a new model with new features comes out to attract attention again.
(This clip seems to sum it up nicely)
This year the new World Cup model launched and it was the opening round. My whole office was preoccupied with the 12 PM EST game: Mexico versus Cameroon. Apparently, the World Cup has the potential to not only save the world, but the ordinary man from his tedious job. After leaving the World Cup headquarters (my office) for the day, I was hoping to catch the end of the 6 PM game: Chile versus Australia. Sadly, I had been consigned to a dinner with the in-laws and would be in transit during the end of the match, unable to watch. I was bummed–relegated to periodically checking updates on the trusty iPhone. Recent technology has led me to develop this obsessive tendency while following football, basketball, baseball, and even the NHL playoffs this year, but never soccer. But, I was hooked and it was just the beginning.
The taxi driver pushed the power button on the radio. I’m sure you can guess what protruded the airwaves. He eagerly turned up the volume and we both listened in as one of the eloquent and humorous British soccer broadcasters announced the match I thought I was going to miss.
“Have you been following the games?” I asked my new best friend.
He looked back with a smile, “Yes, my friend. I am going to Brazil tomorrow.” We proceeded to spend the rest of our ride together ignoring the game I so desperately had to attend to, and rather discussed soccer, his plans in Brazil, and his national team, Algeria. We discussed Brazilian culture, activities his family would partake in, and the games he planned to attend. Of course he would be there to support Algeria. He was hoping to catch Iran’s game and maybe one more if he was lucky. Without knowing much about soccer, I had assumed that neither Algeria or Iran had a chance in hell of winning a single game in this event and I kind of felt badly for this man who had saved up his very hard earned money to take his family to South America. (Brazil is beautiful and all, but man, this guy was really taking a chance on being pissed at his family the entire trip.) But the hope and excitement he expressed in our short ride made me believe. I wanted to be the weirdo who tagged along with my new friend and his family all the way to Brazil. It would at the very least provide a reasonable excuse to skip yet another in-law dinner.
“Karim,” he said as he extended his hand.
“Mark,” I said, “nice to meet you…and go Algeria!”
The Algerian National Football team (a.k.a the Fennecs), much like many other African national teams, has an interesting background. Their roster consists of eight French born players and all of the 23 players on their final roster, except four, boast their skills in Europe (far more than the current U.S. squad). They have qualified for four World Cups, most recently in 2010 in South Africa where they finished last in their group with the US, England, and Slovenia as they could not register a W. After their 2010 performance, they had a difficult time getting their mojo back as they did not even qualify for the 2012 Africa Cup of Nations and went through three coaches during the process. Algeria got back on track with their new coach, former Bosnian star Vahid Halilhodžić, who lead the team through the 2014 qualifying matches. Their qualification loomed difficult, however, after finishing at the top of Group H when they needed to defeat Burkina Faso (a country not a person) in order to fully qualify. The first leg of their battle concluded in a loss for Algeria after a controversial penalty call (highlights seen here) led to a deciding PK and a 3-2 result. The Fennecs had better luck in the second game as their 1-0 victory granted them the right to dance in Brazil. Although I privately hoped that Karim’s travels were secretly fueled by a desire to learn the Samba, it comforts me to know that his extravagance was justified by this win.
Since that taxi ride I have watched/listened to every possible soccer game I could. I was mesmerized when Iran took Argentina to the 88th minute at 0-0 and the favorites were saved by Messi’s brilliance. I attended viewing parties for every U.S. game where friends I haven’t seen in years came out of the woodwork to watch and support a sport that supposedly has limited value in our country. I watched Chile nearly steal one from the host team who, a week later, were on the wrong side of one of the most lop-sided and surprising World Cup results ever. And, of course, I followed Karim’s Algeria as they were the first African team to score four goals in a World Cup match. They shocked the world by making it to the knockout stages for the first time in their nation’s history- just barely losing to Germany-this year’s champion. What a ride and what a sport, uma pintura.
Soccer is one of the few sports that doubles as a common language spoken throughout the world. While traveling, most of the time the best way to find common ground with a stranger in a foreign land is to talk soccer, one of the reasons why I am trying to increase my own fund of knowledge. I have practiced this approach briefly in Europe, South and Central America, and Mexico and it has yet to fail me. That is the thing I love most about sports–a game can bring many different types of people together. In the purest form, that diverse group of people-whether watching or playing–only care about one thing: their team winning. And over the last four weeks, during all of those games, that is really all we cared about–32 countries all wanting to win “the beautiful game.”
The question now for newfound soccer fans in the United States stands: Is this a hot new pair of wheels or is it here to stay? A nation that founded baseball, basketball, football, and many other mainstream sports, was captivated by soccer in these past few weeks. Does this mean that we put all of our “own” “children” briefly aside for a month and bask in the international flavor or do we permanently adopt this new child as our own? Our decision will affect the participation of future generations in the sport and, certainly, our performance in future World Cups. Perhaps environmentally savvy soccer moms had it right all along, having had always adopted two good ideas.
Why I Hate Doug Gottliebhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJMx6FkYqHs
The Battle of the Steves

San Diego St @ #14 New Mexico 10:30 EST
The second battle of the “Steves” (Alford vs Fisher) resumes for these new found rivals in the Mountain West Conference. The first meeting was an ugly one in which both teams combined for only 89 points (UNM finished the night with 34), but both teams are coached by “Steves” who will not accept that type of performance again. I’ll take Steve Harvey @5pm.

Golden State Warriors @ Indiana Pacers- 7pm EST
Mark Jackson brings his shimmy shake back to Bankers Life Fieldhouse (formerly Conseco Fieldhouse when he was there) as the leader of this young Golden State bunch who currently boasts the 6th seed in the West if the season ended today (they already have 10 more wins than all of last year’s shortened season). Meanwhile, the Pacers are proving they are the second best team in the East with their steady defense and rebounding. This one may come down to which team’s up and coming star can do their own rendition of the shimmy in crunch time; Paul George or Steph Curry?

Anaheim Ducks @ Los Angeles Kings 10:30 EST
How is Teemu Selanne still playing? He was the star in NHL ’95 on Sega Genesis. Not only is he still playing, but he’s leading his team with 11 assists and 15 points. He’s 42 years old.
Flug of the Day 2-22

Saint Louis @ #15 Butler 7pm EST
Formerly lead by one of the great college coaches and personalities of all-time, Rick Majerus, this Saint Louis team finds itself coming off of a smothering of the always pesky VCU. They are at the top of the very competitive and Cinderella dance heavy A-10, which holds the likes of Xavier, St. Joes, and Temple, as well as the aforementioned. Butler’s Brad Stevens is proving though that he is capable of building a program and convinces us each game that him not leaving to go to a big school for millions of dollars was a wise decision. I am ready to be convinced.

If it were a normal week, the “Flug of the day” yesterday would have been Oklahoma City @ Houston; the third meeting between James Harden and his old mates, the Harden beard is fun to watch (especially its crafty probably-a-travel-but-we-dont-care-side-stepping-driving-pivot-swoop move when he gets into the paint) and he put up 46 points and single-handedly beat dem Thundas. What would have taken it’s place in the “flug of the day” column however was the matchup of original rivals rather than new. The Boston @ LA matchup this season is not what it once was, especially now without Rondo and where LA is right now in the standings (even though they killed the Celtics last night). The good news though is the Kobe vs Dwight saga has taken on a whole new level of high school girl. The bad news is that one of the NBAs greatest owners, Dr. Jerry Buss died a few days ago. Buss was the architect of the Lakers and the main reason why they have been so good for so long. I hate the Lakers and feel sick when I give them credit, but Buss was an innovator in the basketball executive world and different from other owners who buy their teams as a side business or for entertainment, the Lakers was HIS business, and that was all he did and he built a team, a name, and an identity that most want to be a part of.
But that’s not my main concern. Even though he was probably one of the most influential owners in NBA history, I think the most important fact of Jerry Buss is that he looks exactly like RIP Taylor (the gay guy from the end of Jackass) and from what I hear, due to their uncanny resemblance, Rip Taylor will be taking over the Lakers. I am interested to see how he would redesign their jerseys, how he would greet Jack Nicholson on the sidelines, and what he would say to Kobe’s black mamba. As pointed out by Bill Simmons, “I believe these next few years will cement his (Jerry Buss’) legacy. Sometimes you don’t know what you have until it’s gone.” I would say to Bill, hold your horses with Jerry Buss’ legacy and just watch out for Rip coming in and doing some damage. His mustache is ten times better than Mike D’Antoni’s and the fat guy from Jackass would do a better job right now than Jerry’s son, Jim with personel decisions (who hires D’Antoni over Phil Jackson?). At least this would make these guys a little more entertaining and watchable.
And by the way, I’m pretty sure Rip Taylor knows a ton about girl fights….and maybe a thing or two about mediation.
Flug of the Day 2-19-13
#1 Indiana @ #4 Michigan State
Cody Zeller, Victor Oladipo and Tom Crean’s number one ranked Indiana club takes on Tom Izzo’s always well coached and well prepared Michigan State team. Is it me or does this happen every year? An underrated Michigan State team starts out slow in the beginning of the year and comes on strong right around tournament time….this game will be competitive like their last meeting, but Indiana is also lead by one of the good guys, Tom Crean, and are playing good basketball at the moment. TBD if MSU’s crowd can get rowdy enough by 7pm EST to have any effect on the outcome.
When did NBA Allstar Weekend turn into a bad version of the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
As an NBA fan, I will usually tune into the events of the NBA allstar weekend (as they like to call it). This year I was not only disappointed with the performance of New York Knicks Steve Novak and James White, the outfits of the players watching the Dunk/3 point contest, or the looks of Charles Barkley’s mother (yes, that is real, sorry Chuck), but most of all I am upset with the horrendous musical performances that interrupted anything basketball related in each of the evenings. A british pop sensation, followed by the American Idol 11 winner and then Fall Out Boy is probably one of the least appealing musical lineups to ever appear on television, but nevertheless who is going to perform at NBA allstar weekend? That is why I propose to get rid of the bad music altogether (which will never happen because of sponsorship money) or to at least reschedule this madness. If you’re upset with how I’m reacting, just take a look at this Fall Out Boy performance and tell me if you can watch more then 20 seconds of it without getting unnecessarily angry. The worst part of this is that I actually watched the whole thing and they punished me at the end of their horrible song with a, “Happy Birthday Michael Jordan” from each of the band members while wearing his jersey. I am not quite sure how these guys got famous, but I suppose it gives hope to dorky white kids everywhere. Please NBA, don’t do this to me again. It was sad enough to watch James “the only thing I can do is dunk” White not have enough steam in his 30 year old legs to pull off more than one of his creative foul line dunks. Watching him fail on most of his attempts was like watching Russell Crowe in “A Beautiful Mind,” a genius and once master of his craft be on the losing side of a deteriorating brain (or body, in White’s case). The youtube video of his through the legs dunk from the foul line (at 4:50) is enough evidence that this dude was once very special.

