Flug of the Day 2-28

Tampa Bay Lightening @ New York Rangers- 7 pm EST

John Tortorella’s former team comes to visit the Garden and a struggling Rangers squad who are coming off another tough loss at home against Winnipeg.  Both teams are on the outside looking in to the playoff picture and need to find their groove in this strike-shortened season.

Flug of the day 2-27

The Battle of the Steves

 

San Diego St @ #14 New Mexico 10:30 EST

The second battle of the “Steves” (Alford vs Fisher) resumes for these new found rivals in the Mountain West Conference.  The first meeting was an ugly one in which both teams combined for only 89 points (UNM finished the night with 34), but both teams are coached by “Steves” who will not accept that type of performance again.  I’ll take Steve Harvey @5pm.

Why I’m Liking (and laughing at) Workaholics

by Lady Blah Blah 

Recently, a younger person than I executed a near perfect impression of Adam DeMamp, one of the main characters in Comedy Central’s Workaholics. I was in the vicinity, so I aggressively giggled. My laugh was met by immediate judgment.

“YOU like Workaholics? But, you’re a woman. A grown woman. You’re a grown woman with a job. You like stupid comedy?”

Then, he hit me.

No! He didn’t! But, I wish he did. A slap would have given me a real reason to write this.

Now, he was right, about almost everything. I am a woman, a grown one.  I sort of have a job. And, I watch Workaholics—almost consistently. However, I had not thought of Workaholics as a dumb show, necessarily.  And, I was unaware that it targeted a gender specific audience.

Humor is abstract and subjective. It is personal. I understand that humor has cultural boundaries, though I wish, most of the time, that it didn’t. But, is humor divided by gender, too? Is man humor different than woman humor? Is there older woman with a semi-job humor? And, if humor is gender specific, does it also have an IQ? I have always argued that if a joke is successful (and I suppose the successful part invites an entirely different argument) then it is somewhat intelligent because the creator of the joke put some intelligent thought into his/her audience and into the content of the joke itself. Is this a fair thing to say? I’m not sure.

If it is all true—if what and why something is funny is determined by genitals and intelligence, then I suppose that makes me a dumb person with a small wiener and a giant butt.

So, as a person with a stupid wiener, I would like to explain why I think “Workaholics” is a little bit funny and a little bit smart.

1. it’s really all about me: Adam DeVine, Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Kyle Newacheck, members of the Mail Order Comedy group and creators of Workaholics were almost all born in 1984 (Ders is a little bit older, born in 1981). I mention this because these guys are not much older than I—we’re early Generation Y compadres—and so I am able to relate to many of their “cultural” references—most of which make me laugh. They capture 90’s nuance with finesse—sliding in song lyrics, movie lines, and bitter end of the 20th century/early 21st century trends and fads. Some would argue that the show’s humor relies heavily on boobies, drug antics, and penis size, but I would disagree. This show is full of allusions, and smart ones at that.

2. nice dic-tion: As Jerry Seinfeld recently stated, funny has a lot to do with word choice and these boyz are mindful word selectors. It is apparent that even character names were carefully hand-picked–Adam Dwayne DeMamp, Blake Chesterfield Henderson, Karl, Waymond–all derivatives of real names and all funny, if inexplicably so. Expressive language, in general, is an impressive part of the show.

Jerry Seinfeld explains why some words are funny

3. physical humor: The body plays an enormous role in the delivery of a joke. Adam’s face. Jillian’s wobble. Ders’ gangly physique and soft chest. Karl’s slight-ish eye issue. Blake’s under-bite. It may just be me, but I feel as if physical humor is (currently) vastly undervalued. If the body is a temple, we should probably start laughing at it.

4. Blake’s subtle underbite: As previously mentioned. While Blake’s face is a little bit funny, it’s also kind and genuine. I recently read that in 1998 he shaved his hair to his skull bone because he was being bullied (about it being so red and curly). This vulnerable side exponentially increased my attraction to Blake and I have since put him on my “stalkers I would like to have” list. So happy to see him using his mop for the win today—and so jealous of Rachel Finely.

5. Alice’s face: A forever fan of Jim Carrey’s malleable face, I couldn’t help but fall in love with Alice’s countenance upon first peek.

6. the boys’ ability to compartmentalize: In a world where many discussions revolve around people hating what they do, it’s nice to see some people doing something about it.

7. Mindy Who?:  Jillian, Jillian, Jillian. Oh My God, Jillian. She’s brilliant. Just ask Larry David.

jillian workaholics

More Jillian, another one, last one

8. Jet Set’s hair: And his attitude. I love a man who wears a suit most of the time. (RIP Jesse Hudson)

9. Waymond’s under-butt: Maybe I don’t want to see his under-butt, but I sure do like watching this guy walk.

wayman from workaholics

10. Montez’s dirty mind: Pervs who wear tank tops are usually always funny. Unless, of course, they’re bad pervs.

11. Friendship!: There is some moral value to this show, for sure. And while I am doubtful that the high school kids watching on a weekly basis understand the complex humor that is really being presented, I feel safe in knowing that, in a scary, postmodern world, 21st century young-ins have an outlet that models healthy relationships. I’m a big fan of BFFs.

12. Self-deprecating humor: (It’s all about me part II) I’m still trying to be cool and it’s really hard.  I laugh like a misshapen giant and, when I’m nervous, I twirl my overgrown sideburns and stare at people. I suppose what I like most about this show is that it is driven by insecurities and vulnerabilities. The Workaholics, in every episode, assert that they’re not that cool, and that’s OK because, sometimes, it’s funny.

xoxo LBB

Flug of the Day 2-26

Golden State Warriors @ Indiana Pacers- 7pm EST

Mark Jackson brings his shimmy shake back to Bankers Life Fieldhouse (formerly Conseco Fieldhouse when he was there) as the leader of this young Golden State bunch who currently boasts the 6th seed in the West if the season ended today (they already have 10 more wins than all of last year’s shortened season).  Meanwhile, the Pacers are proving they are the second best team in the East with their steady defense and rebounding.  This one may come down to which team’s up and coming star can do their own rendition of the shimmy in crunch time; Paul George or Steph Curry?

My kind of Posse

This Week In…Steven Seagal

Fear is ubiquitous in communities across America due to the recent traumatic and horrific incidents that have occurred.  These events have empowered townspeople everywhere to do everything possible to ensure their respective communities are safe.

In Maricopa County, Arizona, Joe Arpaio (“America’s Toughest Sheriff,” as he refers to himself) has taken on a new plan of action to make sure his county is both unthreatened and well prepared.

He has hired Steven Seagal to train them.

As “America’s Toughest Sherrif”, Arpaio likes to refer to Seagal and his trainees as his “posse.”  In fact, the word “posse” appears in the above article 12 times.  Although this may be odd for some, it makes perfect sense to Steven Seagal and his fans, as Steven has had to maintain a posse throughout each facet of his career.  From his work as an actor in 42 films, an ordained Buddhist minister, a supporter of the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso, a 7th degree Aikido black belt holder, a Reserve Deputy Chief in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, an energy drink founder (which is delicious), a married man, four times over, a father to 7 children, and a composer of 2 beautifully written musical albums (entitled “Songs from the Crystal Cave” and “Mojo Priest”), it is evident that Seagal has absorbed a “posse” in each one his endeavors, a posse that has, undeniably, led him to the success he revels in today.

His most recent duty is to train 48 volunteers on school security, teaching martial arts and firearms techniques. And if this new posse is anything like Seagal’s former compatriots, I think “America’s Toughest Sheriff” just got a little bit tougher.