
Anaheim Ducks @ Los Angeles Kings 10:30 EST
How is Teemu Selanne still playing? He was the star in NHL ’95 on Sega Genesis. Not only is he still playing, but he’s leading his team with 11 assists and 15 points. He’s 42 years old.

Anaheim Ducks @ Los Angeles Kings 10:30 EST
How is Teemu Selanne still playing? He was the star in NHL ’95 on Sega Genesis. Not only is he still playing, but he’s leading his team with 11 assists and 15 points. He’s 42 years old.

Tomorrow night, Hollywood’s annual ritual of self-congratulation for a job imperfectly done will proceed apace. In the course of a laborious (hopefully) three to four hour ceremony, a parade of overpaid celebrities will no doubt go through several costume changes and ornamentation in order to celebrate another mediocre year of filmmaking. Whenever I hear or see the gushing interviews on television of Academy Award nominees I heave a great collective sigh for our culture. A culture that awards personalities, not actors, with million dollar salaries and inordinate influence that in turn engenders an inflated sense of self-importance. In the United Kingdom, talented actors and actresses often go about their lives in near obscurity after graduating from prestigious drama schools, happy to get even a supporting role in a West End production. In America, we line the seats in order to give lackluster talents such as Bradley Cooper or Kristen Stewart the improper impression that they matter aside from distracting us from the toil of our lives for a precious two hours. Whenever I see reporters tripping over their lapping tugs in order to heap praise and brownnose another celebrity, I cannot help but think of many of the stars of the Golden Age of Hollywood who were interviewed later in life by Dick Cavett. Most did not have a “big break” by making millions in an unmeritorious blockbuster, but were rather scouted and recruited by the theatre, and considered themselves inordinately lucky to land a studio contract. Artists were willing to stand for something other than their own monetary gain, as Bette Davis did by risking her career by fleeing to London and breaking her contract in order to lobby for better roles. Later in life, she and many other veterans of the Golden Age of Hollywood, from Claudette Colbert to Katharine Hepburn to Cary Grant, always remarked what a consistently humbling experience it was to see their fans line up at premieres, and how lucky they were to be in the business. Such humility is indeed a bygone era in the age of vapidity and narcissism we see in today’s Hollywood.
The vapidity and arrogance of modern Hollywood would not bother me as much if I did not know that there were actor and actresses of far greater talent who do not have the good fortune of Harvey Weinstein bankrolling their films and lobbying Academy members on their behalf. If you truly are naïve enough to believe the Academy Awards symbolize merit or achievement, then I suggest you stop reading this article, as it is not for the hopelessly naïve. As we speak, Argo is on track for the Best Picture nod for all of the wrong reasons. Namely, those in the Academy as a whole wish to give Ben Affleck of Gigli fame a Best Picture award as a means of showing their disapproval with the more narrow Director’s branch for failing to give him a nomination. The sad truth is it has been ages since the Academy Awards have actually nominated films that connect with audiences on a large scale, and to wit, it has been a great passage of time since Hollywood has actually produced films that transcend boundaries. And so comes another year where everyone in the entertainment industry must affix a forced smile and pretend Silver Linings Playbook is the best modern storytelling has to offer. But a larger question seems to be what we tolerate as a culture. A great majority of the time, Hollywood produces duds, a veritable litany of unsatisfactory work complete with stale storylines, trite and stale dialogue and one-dimensional characters that repeatedly reap just enough at the box office for the studio to make a profit. And every year, Hollywood revels in the stupidity of the average American cinemagoer, basking in a parade of over caffeinated publicists and drowning themselves in overpriced alcohol at a litany of Academy Award after parties in the depths of a recession. To be an actor in other countries is to be the object of constant ridicule, but in America we elevate celebrities far beyond their worth, work product and status. Perhaps the joke is ultimately on us.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa
Produced by Curtis Mayfield, The Staple Singers can bring it. I was first introduced to them from The Band’s Last Waltz and most recently saw Mavis Staples at the Izod Center for the Love for Levon tribute concert. Good stuff

Saint Louis @ #15 Butler 7pm EST
Formerly lead by one of the great college coaches and personalities of all-time, Rick Majerus, this Saint Louis team finds itself coming off of a smothering of the always pesky VCU. They are at the top of the very competitive and Cinderella dance heavy A-10, which holds the likes of Xavier, St. Joes, and Temple, as well as the aforementioned. Butler’s Brad Stevens is proving though that he is capable of building a program and convinces us each game that him not leaving to go to a big school for millions of dollars was a wise decision. I am ready to be convinced.
“Demon Days”, the title track from the Gorillaz 2005 album, well…”Demon Days” marks the conclusion of the album but the beginning of the internal thought process of, “holy mackerel, this is a heck of a record”. The song’s stringy, echoing, tunneling, and purposely scratchy first 2 minutes gives way to the reggae chants of The London Community Gospel Choir to finish it up. To the sun.

If it were a normal week, the “Flug of the day” yesterday would have been Oklahoma City @ Houston; the third meeting between James Harden and his old mates, the Harden beard is fun to watch (especially its crafty probably-a-travel-but-we-dont-care-side-stepping-driving-pivot-swoop move when he gets into the paint) and he put up 46 points and single-handedly beat dem Thundas. What would have taken it’s place in the “flug of the day” column however was the matchup of original rivals rather than new. The Boston @ LA matchup this season is not what it once was, especially now without Rondo and where LA is right now in the standings (even though they killed the Celtics last night). The good news though is the Kobe vs Dwight saga has taken on a whole new level of high school girl. The bad news is that one of the NBAs greatest owners, Dr. Jerry Buss died a few days ago. Buss was the architect of the Lakers and the main reason why they have been so good for so long. I hate the Lakers and feel sick when I give them credit, but Buss was an innovator in the basketball executive world and different from other owners who buy their teams as a side business or for entertainment, the Lakers was HIS business, and that was all he did and he built a team, a name, and an identity that most want to be a part of.
But that’s not my main concern. Even though he was probably one of the most influential owners in NBA history, I think the most important fact of Jerry Buss is that he looks exactly like RIP Taylor (the gay guy from the end of Jackass) and from what I hear, due to their uncanny resemblance, Rip Taylor will be taking over the Lakers. I am interested to see how he would redesign their jerseys, how he would greet Jack Nicholson on the sidelines, and what he would say to Kobe’s black mamba. As pointed out by Bill Simmons, “I believe these next few years will cement his (Jerry Buss’) legacy. Sometimes you don’t know what you have until it’s gone.” I would say to Bill, hold your horses with Jerry Buss’ legacy and just watch out for Rip coming in and doing some damage. His mustache is ten times better than Mike D’Antoni’s and the fat guy from Jackass would do a better job right now than Jerry’s son, Jim with personel decisions (who hires D’Antoni over Phil Jackson?). At least this would make these guys a little more entertaining and watchable.
And by the way, I’m pretty sure Rip Taylor knows a ton about girl fights….and maybe a thing or two about mediation.

This week in… Walker, Texas Ranger
The thing I miss most about college is Walker, Texas Ranger. Its not the girls, booze, or drugs that I long for, but a special little TV show that had all that stuff and much more cozily packed into 1 hour. I miss not having to do anything except watch that spectacular program and be in awe of its character development, special effects, stunts, and most importantly the professional acting of one of the greatest performers of our time, Carlos Ray Norris (also known as Chuck). You see, I’ve looked up to this man all my life; watching his films, learning his martial arts in the guarded confines of my own family room, and intently listening to every word he says with his very odd looking puppet mouth (am I the only one who has noticed this). What I’ve just figured out though is that all this training that I have done and all the long hours of research has prepared me for the moment I just had a few minutes ago….I discovered the Greatest Thing on Earth …….
Thats right, its called wnd.com or WorldNetDaily (which I guess is a famous site) but I’ve never heard of it (maybe too much Walker). But this site is so good that right now its main article on their homepage is, “About to be Raped?, Democrat has Ludicrous Suggestion”, (which is kinda weird and messed up because that was going to be the name of this article) and if you look hard enough you can find Cordell. I have no idea how I have never stumbled upon this before or maybe someone is not telling me this purposely because they know I would never hang out with them again, nevertheless, theres ALOT of material here, it looks like he’s been writing for centuries (which makes sense because I’m pretty sure he was the lead guy in the movie 300 so he knows alot about ancient times).
The most recent of his scriptures is called, “10 Reasons I Wish George Washington is Still Alive”, which is an incredibly accurate depiction of Mr. Washington’s leadership and timeline of his life. There are so many amazing facts and in depth insight by Norris that this article has been extended as a “Two Part” series in which he will delve into the top 5 reasons next week. I hate to say this, but to be perfectly honest, it was really difficult and frustrating for me to read Mr. Norris’ article. Not that it was not interesting or not well written (it was actually one of the most beautifully constructed top 10 articles I have ever laid my eyes on), but that it was tough for me to fully transition myself to appreciate Walker fully as an author, as I have been so used to watching him on the projections of a television screen rather than reading the words off of the projections of a computer screen. In fact, I could not hold my attention long enough to read but a few sentences before searching YouTube for this (wait until about 1:50, its worth it) and visualizing George Washington riding in on a horse similar to the Walker, Texas Ranger “Ghost Flashback” episode. Its times like these when I begin to realize and try to fathom the depths and multitude of levels that Mr. Carlos Norris possesses and how much harder I have to work and more diligent I have to be in my own life to be so well-rounded. I realize now that I am at a point in my life where I’ve reached the end of my own Part 1 “10 Reasons I Wish George Washington is Still Alive” and can’t wait to continue to follow my lifelong idol and get ready for Part II.
I don’t care that this is probably their most catchy and popular song, I still think its cool as heck, just like these dudes from Perth, Australia. I dig em hard. I also dig this trippy video, as well as these two others by Tame Impala: Elephant (sounds like a softer version of Wolfmother with eerily similar vocals to John Lennon) and Beverly Laurel (a snythy, head-bobbing hidden track on their latest release, Lonerism, which is pretty damn good)
As an NBA fan, I will usually tune into the events of the NBA allstar weekend (as they like to call it). This year I was not only disappointed with the performance of New York Knicks Steve Novak and James White, the outfits of the players watching the Dunk/3 point contest, or the looks of Charles Barkley’s mother (yes, that is real, sorry Chuck), but most of all I am upset with the horrendous musical performances that interrupted anything basketball related in each of the evenings. A british pop sensation, followed by the American Idol 11 winner and then Fall Out Boy is probably one of the least appealing musical lineups to ever appear on television, but nevertheless who is going to perform at NBA allstar weekend? That is why I propose to get rid of the bad music altogether (which will never happen because of sponsorship money) or to at least reschedule this madness. If you’re upset with how I’m reacting, just take a look at this Fall Out Boy performance and tell me if you can watch more then 20 seconds of it without getting unnecessarily angry. The worst part of this is that I actually watched the whole thing and they punished me at the end of their horrible song with a, “Happy Birthday Michael Jordan” from each of the band members while wearing his jersey. I am not quite sure how these guys got famous, but I suppose it gives hope to dorky white kids everywhere. Please NBA, don’t do this to me again. It was sad enough to watch James “the only thing I can do is dunk” White not have enough steam in his 30 year old legs to pull off more than one of his creative foul line dunks. Watching him fail on most of his attempts was like watching Russell Crowe in “A Beautiful Mind,” a genius and once master of his craft be on the losing side of a deteriorating brain (or body, in White’s case). The youtube video of his through the legs dunk from the foul line (at 4:50) is enough evidence that this dude was once very special.